chewed myself numb

PlayStation 3

• Go with the premium configuration, the one with the 60-gigabyte hard drive and Wi-Fi ability. You might end up paying more in the long run with the initially less expensive 20 GB model ($549) $660
• If you have a high-definition TV — and the PS3 was made with HDTVs in mind — then you will want to find an HDMI (high-definition multimedia interface) cable. Find it online for ... $35
• You need a game and Resistance: Fall of Man, with its 40-player online action, is a good one ... $70
• All three consoles also have libraries of casual games that can be downloaded. Try the new Blast Factor for an estimated price of ... $10

PRE-TAX TOTAL: $775

I WANT IT. Oh god! So black. So sexy. It's like Halle Barry in a box. I am shivering. I haven’t owned a gaming machine since I played Mad Bomber and Defender on my Atari back in the 80’s but my thumbs ache for the Playstation 3. Maybe it’s the mid-life thing. I can’t afford a sports car and I am probably too fat to be comfortable in one anyway, but this, this, calls to me in the night. It is the waistline expanding couch-potato’s grail. Through the veil of sexual-kink fantasies, the curtain parts and the Playstation 3 takes centre stage. My wife has banned it from the house. I want it even more now. Why? What is it that makes me want it so badly? Playstation 3. Play. Play with myself? Masturbate? Is it all about the joystick? What's missing in my life....I am pathetic. Gimme !

# posted by mmm mmm good : 9:18 AM